Sunday 6 July 2014

Funny Online Shopping

Lemuel Gulliver, the famous protagonist of Jonathan Smith’s classic allegorical novel ‘Gulliver's Travels’ might have been so named from a combination of ‘Gullible’ meaning a simpleton and ‘Traveler, denoting a person who believed in what he saw or heard and faithfully described it. Published in 1726, the novel was read from the classroom to the cabinet. An allegorical fiction, the book described Gulliver’s voyages to four remote and strange regions of the world. In the guise of narrating the adventurous journeys, Swift took stunning pot shots at Governments, Religion, corruption in high places and modern human society in general. So you see, corruption is not the exclusive prerogative of the Indians, nor is it a phenomenon unique to the twenty first century.
Gulliver in his first journey was imprisoned by the pygmies- the Liliputians. As one of the conditions for his freedom, the king of Liliput ordered him to seize the entire naval fleet of their neighbor and enemy nation, Blefuscu, to preempt an impending intrusion by that country. The two countries were separated by a canal, about eighty yards wide, with a maximum depth of seven feet. Needless to remind the readers, the denizens of both the neighboring countries were about six inches tall and their biggest warship, the size of a small canoe
The task although not impossible was very difficult. To accomplish it, Gulliver needed about fifty steel cables with hooks attached to tie the ships, a suit of clothes to prevent him from getting wet, a pair of sun glasses to save his eyes from the enemy’s arrows, a pair of diver’s long rubber boots to swim and wade through water, an ointment to assuage the pain of the arrows of the enemy’s navy and a knife to sever the anchors of the enemy’s war ships. He demanded all this articles but they were not available in the whole of Lilliput .At last Gulliver decided to shop online. It was after a lot of searching and sweating that he found www.baggout.com as the one stop shop to buy such a variety of miscellaneous items as he needed, delivered on the shores of Liliput, cash on delivery, paid of course by the king. Now well armed, Gulliver partly waded and partly swam through the eight hundred yards to arrive at Blefuscu’s shores. While the Blefuscudian soldiers watched him in awe, Gulliver tied the hooks to the holes in the prows of the ships, then took all fifty cables in one hand and began to pull. But lo and behold! The ships would not move; then he cut the anchors with the knife and took the cords in one hand and started swimming back towards Lilliput. The incredulous enemy soldiers started shooting a volley of arrows. However, Gulliver was well prepared, having already put on the pair of goggles to protect his eyes and the ointment to assuage the smart of the arrows.  Soon he reached the Lilliput shores and was awarded the highest civilian honor of Lilliput- the Nardac thanks to http://baggout.com/

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